I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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