office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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