She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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