I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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