You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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