sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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