So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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