You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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