I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I need water and some morals
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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