Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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