That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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