Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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