I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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