You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i out mim tonsoeep
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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