Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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