Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I deserve this hangover.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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