I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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