Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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