Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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