Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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