is your mom at the bar?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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