just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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