At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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