Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
