Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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