I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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