Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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