I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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