needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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