What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Can I color on your dick again?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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