Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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