Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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