God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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