what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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