if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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