Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You made out with two different species that night
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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