She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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