You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize
