I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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