remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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