If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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