Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he thought i was a dude.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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