When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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