I have demons in me.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
