just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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