Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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