THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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