he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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