I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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