Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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