Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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