Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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